the fact that nobody likes me kinda hurts my heart sometimes

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Labia piercings would be super rad

Artist: UnknownBritney Spears
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Chillin in the floor






*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

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Holy fuck
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